That Agedashi Is About to Get More Expensive

Soybeans through the roof. (Chart from futuresource.com)

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OK, I am a bio-nerd/engineer, so I think these pickup lines are really funny. My favorites:

4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.